starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

ereminheadcanons:

armin cutting onions and eren violently stabbing the onions for making armin cry


(Source: heartsandmagic)


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in other news i have started watching teen wolf from the beginning and am now at the start of season 2 and isaac baby 


wolfenartistofhetastuck: capsiclesandironhearts:

#the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers

#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America

(Source: marioncotillard)


hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*


owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys


mostlypoptarts:

in an unrelated note, anthony mackie visited marvel hq today and apparently screamed “HELLO MARVEL, I AM THE FALCON” when he walked in


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